Yorkshire Airlines.

I arrived at Manchester airport after a 15 hour flight from Singapore. The sun was out and everyone sounded like Duclos. The bike turned up unscathed but the spanner they confiscated in Singapore was not in evidence. I was told to go to the information desk by someone else who talked like Duclos. It may have been Geoff Boycott. I always thought Manchester was in Lancashire as I've been to see them play cricket at Old Trafford. I now believe it is really in Yorkshire as when I tried to get a baggage trolley for all my stuff it wanted a pound coin to release it from it's mates. However, seeing my frustration, an employee of Yorkshire Airlines showed me how to release one for free using a used Magnum ice lolly stick. At this point I knew I had landed in Yorkshire, incredibly helpful and thrifty......