Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Calm Before the Storm.

England have qualified top of their group which means they avoid Spain for the time being. I have just returned from the back garden after warming my hands on a bonfire of clothing displaying the word 'Italia'. It may be necessary to leave home on Sunday as the rest of the family will be cheering on those men in blue. Presumably somewhere in Eastern Europe intensive 'diving' practice is under way with sessions on how to get the most out of your hair dryer during the half time break. Poor old Ukraine eh? One commentator said that they were not really football mad in the Ukraine he then went on to say that they were not even Ukraine mad, just keen on corruption and old cars. Apparently the slab of a man who is the Ukrainian coach ordered one of the journalists outside of the post match press conference for a 'man fight'.
France don't deserve to be there, they were lazy and arrogant against Sweden or dare I say it, French! Shame about the Dutch car wreck......So, in conclusion, all England have to do now is beat Italy and Germany and they'll be in the final of Euro 2012.

1 comment:

  1. You're starting to hope aren't you? You know what happens...

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